See what I mean? Commenting going to shit. No mention at all of how far can I punt a football. F minus.

How far did he punt that player?

Go fuck yourself.

Don't know about you but nothing got my blood flowing like a manager coming out of a dugout to inform the umpire that the double switch was coming. Gary Cohen on Mets broadcasts basically creams in his pants when it happens.

Please If Yasiel Puig gets hit by Strasburg, why would I drill him? Go after Bryce Harper. Enough with pitchers hitting. For the record no league does this anymore except the NL. They use a DH in the Spring. Spare me the one dimensional DH crap. The only guy who's a full time DH is Ortiz. It allows you to rest a key…

According to George Will in his book Men at Work, there is more strategy in the AL. He said to look at it this way...

Hopefully he will get rid of the worst rule in baseball: pitchers hitting in the NL

How do you know Deadspin doesn't cover NASCAR often?

Telemetry? Those cars don't even have power steering.

Anyone who thinks Tony Stewart MURDERED him is an absolute, inarguable fuck. Kevin Ward was the aggressor, getting out of his car in the middle of a race in one of the most dangerous classes of racing and trying to stop Stewart dead on the track to give him a piece of his mind. We don't have anywhere near enough…

You're also absolving Ward from any criticism. There are probably numerous times before he was actually hit that this tragedy could have been avoided.

That sounds like a flawless plan

Impressive! Oh oh - do Kevin Correia next!

Trading away Cespedes is a sign of going all-in, but their newest acquisition is the complete opposite.

Cespedes tends to be a bit over-rated amongst a lot of folks as well. He certainly has all the raw talent/tools in the world, however the league has caught up to him a bit the past 2 seasons. Still a solid 3 WAR a year type guy, so essentially the A's are giving up 4 WAR over the next 1.25 years for a few months of…

"Cespedes is owed $10.5 million next season and will become a free agent during the 2015-16 offseason. The Red Sox do not control him as an arbitration-eligible player after next year."

The way to look at it, I guess if you're the A's, is that it's not that much if you win a World Series and you weren't going to re-sign Cespedes after 2015.

Lester hasn't made out this well in a trade since that time he got an extra-crispy breast for two wings and a drumstick.

This is 10,000x scuzzier than just admitting who you are and hiring strippers, isn't it?

The Twins knew about Poulson from his recent season with Academy of Art University, where he had an 8.38 ERA for the San Francisco school.