"If you go live in Florida because the taxes are low, get ready for life in a state where the government doesn't function. It can range from the inconvenient (it takes hours to renew your drivers license) to the tragic (don't think Adult Protective Services will come save you if you are neglected or abused by a…

perhaps it's just me, but if I were to spend that kind of money, on that computer, I don't think I would want to hide it.

hey look, someone who never ever reads

So there's moisturizer but no toothbrush or deodorant? Priorities...

I find it strange that interviews (or really any professional encounter) come completely naturally to me. Speaking in front of a large group not a problem. Job Interview whatever.

Going on a date. Death.