Roger Goodell: [Roger hears a drip in the motel bathroom] Weren't you the last one to use the bathroom?

"Bill, let's take our next call. Pete from Seattle has a question about jet fuel."

Can't say I blame the kid:

Those bloody Gibs

Reminds me of this...

Seattle. Portland's uncool, corporate older brother. Portland's a dweeb who doesn't know he's a dweeb, but at least he's not a douche like Seattle.

A little late. Its been raining touchdowns on the Colts for the last couple of hours.

+1. It truly never does get old.

I think the most important factor of determining if you are a beer asshole is how you interact with people who are not enthusiasts. Don't shit on other people's preferences, and never turn your nose up at a host's beer selection. You can try to educate, but the moment you start turning down free beer you are an…

How bout the fact that her father is 'alternative' ? What 40 year old dude hasn't grown out of that phase? The kind that would sleep with his daughter nevermind redacted.

Nah. Fucking your teenaged daughter is objectively wrong. NEXT.

Oh for fuck's sake. THIS is the exact type of comment people are talking about when they talk shit about Jezebel commenters.

I like his Klosterman podcasts.

Treadmill: COME ON DOWN!!

Oh, broth-er.

"I think we all think the bags was a nice idea. But, not pointing any fingers... they could've been done better."

That is stupid I personally di......*fades out of existence*

yeah but baylor beat tcu and msu beat baylor and osu beat msu and vt beat osu. WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?! this same gripe happens every year from every fan. Please fuck off.

Of course the Niners are stupid, Drew. It takes a special kind of stupid to let seven eat you.

This is rich.