I find their lack of facehugger masks disturbing.

I just threw up in my mouth.

Looks like Mazda’s approach is taking off.

Eh, this is just a flash in the pan. True style is immortal:

The Los Angeles Angels = The The Angels Angels 

You forget that these companies were about to go under, and used car prices were sky high last year.

Well, in their defense, pretty much everyone thought the effects of the pandemic were going to be longer-term. Dump the inventory, have some cash on hand. 

KARR was a lot cooler, and was voiced by Peter “Optimus Prime” Cullen.

I agree with him. I’d be happy if 90% of car salesmen were out of that particular job. 

Seinfeld Quote: “But the reservation keeps the car here”

We rented a Uhaul box truck for our senior prom, at the time you could rent one at age 18, but rental cars were 25 and up. Not sure if that’s the same now.

Trucks like these were an evolution of the luxury van-based tow rigs of the 70s and 80s and a direct predecessor to the King Ranch brodozers of today. The powertrain is straight out of that era (big block with negative horsepower, 3-speed auto, no OD) and the body harks to the embellishment of the 1990s to come.

Ack no! You want to get sued?!!

Do we talk about Hulk Hogan here? 

Maybe we could pool money, buy it and do a low-budget sequel to The Car. We could run it into a canyon at the end of the movie.

Sadly it won’t  - and I think never will. There are people who downvote you tube videos of kittens snuggling with babies. Those same people NP the worst crap.

Even though no one would pay 20k for this truck, we unfortunately will never get a true 100% crack pipe here. Stupid people will go against the norm just to irritate the rest of us.

I was thinking, short-lived spinoff series about Knight Rider’s working-class cousin.

This gives me Thunder in Paradise vibes...

Headrests? Bah! We take our whiplash like men.