I dunno, I got a different read on that revised title card:

For all the density of solar and planetary bodies in the visible universe, it’s entirely possible life as we know it really is an aberration. We assume organic life is the be all end all expression of the universe, but maybe we’re just some weird mutation that rarely happens.

I get the beef with Tesla, and I get not liking Elon Musk on a personal level.

Because it’s written by Erik “Shit on anything tangentially Elon- and Tesla-related” Shilling.  

I checked out their site and found about 5 games I recognize

Was it really too much trouble to list some of the available games?

if the games are there

Hard to tell from the picture...

2002 wants their joke back.

If you get the top of the line model and then add on the adaptive suspension, the bike lowers itself when you come up to a stop.  It’s damn cool, and really surprising that something like this is coming from Harley and not BMW.

Compared to the bike it is shooting for, the BMW GS, the Harley is positively svelte.

If I ever win the lotto. I think I would buy Mr. Tracy a new jeep, then film the mental breakdown he has with a Jeep that just work’s and need no repairs.

“Autopsy revealed he was more hantavirus than man."

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As others have said... this thing is too far gone. There appears to be little to no structural integrity left in the body. And on top of that, seeing as how it has no nose, if you get into a wreck there’s only a thin crust of rusted scrap steel and whatever you’re hitting. I think you need to cut the losses, collect…

Shit, he won’t even buy a used one that wouldn’t be better off on the scrap heap, new? Hahahahaha.

2 things:

The pressure washer didn't create holes, it just expedited you finding them.

Dude, just stop. Even if you make it run, you will die trying to off road this pile of weakened rust that will disintegrate on the first pothole.