So, Real Steel, but not Real Steel 2? Is the father going to drive a Dodge Charger?

Djimon Hounsou (GoTG and Shazam), Idris Elba (Suicide Squad and Thor), JK Simmons (Spider-Man and JL), Laurence Fishburne (Ant-Man and MoS), Michelle Pfeiffer (Batman Returns and Ant-Man), Ryan Reynolds (Deadpool and Green Lantern), Taika Waititi (Thor and Green Lantern), Tommy Lee Jones (Batman Forever and Captain…

Just a guess, but there’s not a lot of actual air movement to blow the dust around and it had already done a spin up test earlier in the week, so it may have cleared some of it out.

“Oh, that’s right, you think I NEEEEEEEEEEEED a SUV. Well, you are wrong.”

Exterior: Not bad. Designers are still having a hard time not using grills though.

I suppose hiring Akwafina is the new prerequisite for Asian-led movies these days.

That was very eh.

I just need one Trevor scene. I want more, but I NEED at least one.

Wow. I was bored with that trailer. I would’ve preferred Asian lead Iron Fist, and not I’m a guy that know all martial arts. But it’s just the first trailer. Maybe the second one would get me motivated. I’ll just enjoy Daredevil, and Into the Badlands in the meantime.

Will Trevor show up? He's tech still out of prison.

Yes but there’s an inherent implication of possible death and injury with a gun. No one’s looking at a treadmill thinking it’s a deadly weapon. No one needs a warning or clarification that a gun could kill you, but they probably do need the clarification and warning that a treadmill could.

Looking for a clothes drying rack, I see?

Because these dipshit parents put their 135lb bike and 400lb treadmill in the middle of their kids playroom and don’t remove the safety key when they aren’t using them. The cameras are there to watch the kids, but they might as well have left some powertools in there as well. With enough lateral force a kid could also …

*pushes play on video*

It’s easier to blame the rest of the world than to blame your own shit parenting. That said, yeah, most treadmills do have a rear guard for just that reason.

Don’t most treadmills have a thing in the back specifically to prevent that kind of incident? So you can get thrown backwards if you’re on it, or get your hair or clothing sucked into the tread, but can’t actually get sucked under the treadmill?

So it’s light and powerful enough to pull toddlers and animals underneath it, but it doesn’t detect tilt or belt stall to shut the motor off? That’s like selling a garage door opener nowadays without the beam break detection or auto-reverse when the door meets too much resistance, and telling owners to make sure their…

I have no children nor pets, and I’ve been looking for a good treadmill.   Anyone want to offload this dangerous killing device cheap?

“There is no reason to stop using the Tread+, as long as all warnings and safety instructions are followed,” Peloton said in a press release. “Children under 16 should never use the Tread+, and members should keep children, pets, and objects away from the Tread+ at all times.”