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Deadspin is truly the last place that thinks Kaepernick should start for an NFL team. It’s insane. Read more

Burke, you are a joke. It makes absolutely no business sense to sign the guy. His output on the field could never warrant the media shitstorm his presence would create.

Articles like these-wait are they even articles? Links? Links like these? Blurbs seems more accurate...videos with inaccurate translations seems more accurate-are why I fucking hate Deadspin now. I just don’t get it.

Redford’s boner must’ve went from midnight to six when he found out this was a meme. Deadspin is the fucking worst now. Sitting next to the Jezzies made you all a bunch of self righteous bleeding hearts.

More importantly, do you know what the proper retort to “Me Chinese, me play joke, me go pee-pee in your Coke” would be?

Trying to tell us something Billy? You aren’t passing the Tyler test. Read more

but in no situation will you make contact with the bag sooner by laying out for it than you would just running through it. Read more

Call me a Virgil bag truther, but you can’t tell the Mountain without a hat, but you know it’s the Ultimate Warrior without facepaint. That’s a tall tale if you ask me.

Like this kid all grown up.

Santonio Holmes did not get both feet down.

chances are you’re work-sick

This is amazing! Probably some of the best fan-fiction I’ve ever read, seriously, I mean it. Just a few requests. Would you please add a little more context to any of this garbage you just vomited on to your keyboard and pasted to Kinja? Statistically disproportionate to what? Are there statistics available to these… Read more

I get up and rub one out. Works everytime.

You can’t mail it in just because it’s MDW. You’re too new here you little shit. Read more

The Broncos hit Tom Brady 20 times yesterday. No NFL quarterback has been hit that many times in a full decade. Read more

You gotta love the comment about ownership not panicking after every missed third down, just “after you go 6-10, twice.” That’s as big of a mic drop as you’ll get out of Coughlin.

Now this is what I come to Deadspin for. Thank you.

Counterpoint, supported by facts in the above video: No, it was not.

“suicide is no joke or selling point. My father will be with me the day I hand you the comeuppance you deserve. “ Read more

Winning that race must have felt like pure ecstacy.