This looks like a very solid game, which is surprising since it is based on Nickelodeon properties. I could absolutely see this at tournaments. Hopefully they wouldn’t be as restrictive as Nintendo. I wish it had voice acting too, though.

The title makes me smh. Some articles should point out race, but this one is not needed. You could just say:

Isn’t Ubisoft a French company? How is it relevant that he’s French?

It’s a dumb series built around shooting nameless enemies, hunting animals for their skins, taking down forts, and blowing shit up. Personally, I really don’t need it to be more than that. 

What a thoughtful way to kick off what I’m sure will be a wonderful tenure. Kotaku, like the industry it covers, needs to continually evolve. I can’t think of a better person to lead that change than you Patricia. I look forward to seeing where you take the site.

Which means it’s probably mainly going to sneak into games who’s playerbase are used to putting up with a load of bullshit anyway. Fortunately I don’t play sports games.

Profits from artificial scarcity for me, but not for thee!

Ooohhh, I get to make the first “I have never heard of the guy.” comment.

“I choose to remove myself from criticism, while still earning money from any new Freddy’s games that come out. Conveniently, since I won’t be the public face anymore, many who might have hesitated to buy them will decide that this makes it fine to again. Even though I’ll still get the money and almost certainly still…

Looks pretty cool!

Looks neat! I mainly asked to get you to market yourself a bit. I mean, mention the game you’re cross at them for ignoring my friend!

TikTok has deals with labels/publishers/distributors so royalties are being paid. 

Whatever you do, don’t complain about the bugs in-game. Everyone will immediately jump down your throat about it being an alpha test and that you shouldn’t complain because the game isn’t done yet.

The source recorded it with an external camera to provide better proof. And as mentioned, all of our in-house OG Xboxen are gone or indisposed. If mine hadn’t died I would have capped the trick with my cap card.

This post deserves horny jail

Well put, a very apt comparison. This does feel like it could have been a very interesting and fun game, but somewhere along the way ambition outpaced execution. The main story missions are different and fun (except the drone piloting ones, just frustrating) but everything else in the game feels old. It’s all…

This might be the only time I’ve seen a comment, that wasn’t my own, that acknowledges the true peak of the AC series. Thank you.

(I like the newest two quite a bit as well, but I can’t trick my brain into accepting they’re part of the same series of games)

Watch Dogs 2 is objectively the better game. I replayed it in the two weeks before Legion came out just because I enjoyed it so much the first time.

It’s always funny (and sad) to see a bunch of poor people donate to a millionaire.