PeeWee always had to ask his talking toilet if he could poop in it.

Beware. If you put her and Keanu Reeves on stage at the same time, E3 ends because nothing better could ever happen.

Good to know, the matchmaking servers aren’t working at launch. :(

I love this game but don’t forget that, like Symphony of the Night, it’s poorly balanced and you might not end up using other weapons once you get used to the combat with your early ones and rarely ever change away.

You get rid of them, you remove black representation from emotes. (Bad)

They’ve introduced ways to mitigate that with weapons but not armor (unless this new season has a way to get specific armor drops that I haven’t managed to run into yet (so far it looks like menagerie will let you choose weapon types, I haven’t seen anything specific to armor (I like nested parentheses))).

In other news: Sky blue. Water wet.

I remember when they first showed the game off I said to my friends “Huh, I guess you can’t do multiplayer with your friends” and everyone responded with incredulity. “What do you mean, of course you can!” and “What’s the point if you couldn’t do that?!” and “Just because they didn’t specify playing with friends…

The last time they did that was... *checks calendar...* hrmmmm... apparently never. First rule: Sequels don’t count, so remove them from your list. Second rule: Hiring developers of the mod doesn’t count, so TFC (TF was a Quake mod btw,) DoD, Portal, L4D, and Alien Swarm don’t count as they were all developed by hired…

I want one but not before seeing enough gameplay to feel like it warrants the price. You could tell me God made this thing and I’d still want to see the games before making a purchase.

Valve forgot what happened when Blizzard tried to make a version of its most popular mod, DotA.

Calling it now: Gendry ends up on the throne. It’s just the most hilarious option, really. The show starts with a Baratheon on the throne who didn’t want it, why not end with a Baratheon on the throne who doesn’t want it?

I only hit 700Mbps, the month prior 900Mbps, and the month prior to that high 800Mbps

I don’t really think it even made sense for Strongholds because having to enforce any kind of trial-and-error gameplay in a game where there are so freaking many load times is just downright mean, even if it is unintentional.

It’s hard to be overly enthusiastic about the patch given how many questions still remain about the rest of the content that was originally slated to roll out this month. Of the 14 new additions planned for April in BioWare’s 90-day calendar for the game, this update adding the Sunken Cell marks the first. That…

There’s a lot of stuff you just wrote that both ignores the argument at hand and supports what I’m saying with the cherry on top that you actually think the 5G roll-out is going to succeed so I think this is a good stopping point. Thanks!

Allow me to break down why the “average user” argument is utter bullshit and why the pricing is actually, relatively, expensive.

Comcast’s 1TB bandwidth limit on their already monopolistically expensive service is, without a doubt, the #1 concern anyone under Comcast’s purview should have before moving on to the myriad of other concerns.

I’m always curious how much of this is purely because Ubisoft is not an American company and thus has a skewed perspective of how different groups of Americans feel about patriotism.