My version of the “I kill plants” story: The only plant I could keep alive longer than a couple months was a stalk of bamboo, which lasted about 6-8 years. I recently realized I liked the taste of Kombucha and decided to brew my own, which requires keeping a SCOBY alive. I’ve now kept my SCOBY healthy and happy for…

My version of the “I kill plants” story: The only plant I could keep alive longer than a couple months was a stalk…

was finally able to be completed thanks to a new update to the game

I remember the Animal Crossing Wiki being a fantastic place to share friend codes with people so you could play that game without any matchmaking. Nintendo will never get this shit right.

I’ve always had this strange vibe that something was really, really wrong with Rebel Wilson but I could never figure out exactly what it was. A shame that it wasn’t a false positive.

Because I needed more reasons to never touch Fortnite again.... until Save the World is free...

“Spectacular issues” really did live up to its definition. The spectacle is real.

I so very much wanted this to be a case of Nintendo paying GameStop subsidies on Switch trade-ins in order to get as many hackable Switches out of rotation as possible. It’d be the most intense anti-hardware-hack move I’d ever seen a company do, but alas, that Fortnite Skin shit makes complete sense.

It’s too bad he isn’t using this hack for good. Specifically, for creating the stupid Roblox Kanye costume used in the I Love It music video.

I have no idea, I never tried!

“If you aren’t online while playing single-player, there is no way for modders to send the command.”

Never. Believe. Simplistic. Infographics.

It didn’t even take 3 hours for this deal to disappear.

It didn’t even take 3 hours for this deal to disappear.

Against all odds, the NFL has managed to un-fuck itself this season and jack ratings back up, and it has done so in the face of hemorrhaging viewership across the rest of the industry.

Awww I’m sad to see zero mention of the fact they pulled a game (or two?) from Rhythm Tengoku (Rhythm Heaven in English.) I’m curious if there’s a story behind that.

Reminds me of Rogue Warrior... in all the worst ways.

Hah yeah I’ll take the 7% as well but no thank you to living in such a freedom-suppressed world.

C’mon Mike, we all know you pretty well by now. It’s because anime.

I’m always super hesitant to buy into any news article headlines that say “this major company with dozens of offices across the globe did this one bad thing to this one person or small group of people!” Like... no... the company didn’t do that thing, some idiot in some department got past typical checks and balances…

Lastly, here’s the moment when somebody came in to a channel with over 10,000 concurrent viewers and asked everybody to type the number one into chat if they weren’t a bot, and nobody did it:

Hey! Wait a minute! I just went and told a bunch of people to star your comment for being so good and just now decided to Google this fact to see how funny it would be if you were wrong. Which you are. So now I’m laughing my ass off over here. Well done!