This is, officially, the best (in a good way!) of all the horrible responses to my shitty joke. You actually informed the poster (me) of why his post was shitty (it really was.) Everyone else simply assumed that I don’t live in Bahrain and have no right to be angry about my taxes supporting a dead-beat. You deserve…

Man I think Kinja’s fucking with me right now because every time I try to reply to this, it ends up not actually posting. Needless to say, if you can read this and it’s the third response to your post, freely take the joke or leave it at your pleasure!

Nah, it took me a day to come back and realize that a bunch of folks needed to respond to a shitty joke to point out that they all think I don’t live in the same country.

Do I? ;) (sshhh, don’t tell anyone, but I’m devil’s advocating for a bad initial joke anyway, so you can ignore this)

Haha damn I didn’t expect so much hate for a shitty joke! Sorry folks, I forgot to add the winky face on the end there.

I have two comments for this.

Me throughout the entire song:

“Kotaku has reached out to Sony for comment but they did not respond in time for publication.”

I didn’t even know I could pick! The game automatically knew me as Dave and I didn’t know realize I could change it (or just wasn’t paying attention.) I gotta check out that available list, as neat as it is that the game says my name to me.

I never watched Conan much after he left The Late Show (it didn’t help his best writers left as well) but I’ll never forget how often La Bomba had to play the straight man to hilarious effect while Pender was constantly known as the weirdo (despite all the times Max Weinberg was set up as the true freak.) They’ll all…

I’d be more okay with the interruption if it didn’t completely mute the game in the middle of hearing important story dialog that doesn’t have subtitles.
Mind you, this is Forza Horizon 4 we’re talking about and important story dialog doesn’t actually exist but it totally could have.

There’s a difference between “opt-in” and “opt-out” and which one is the default.

I see this article the same day that my Forza Horizon game got interrupted by Windows asking if the game can use my mic. So.... Windows 10 is still a piece of shit?

You’ll have to beat all seven levels of the Escalation Protocol (EP) event on Mars.

tricked Americans into believing white meat chicken tastes good

Yo, you both got confused about Kirby turning into a Buu-looking character. That’s Android 21. The only reason I know that is because she’s in DragonBall Fighter Z.

Hahaha I didn’t know I got quoted. That’s hilarious.

Hahaha I didn’t know I got quoted. That’s hilarious.

Definitely Blue Apron for at least 2-3 months until you figure out what you enjoy cooking and learn some of the tricks they guide you through. Tricks like “olive oil on fucking everything” and “salt and pepper on fucking everything, to taste.” After a while you’ll come to realize that you could just buy this shit at a…

Definitely Blue Apron for at least 2-3 months until you figure out what you enjoy cooking and learn some of the…

Gotta use those cores for infusion, not sitting idly in a weapon or armor that you’ll never pull out again.

Right, you still use this stuff, so of course you wouldn’t dismantle it. But if you didn’t use it, don’t waste the inventory space because you can always remake it anyway.