DaveKap
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Except.. in the announcement trailer, at the very end, you hear a Metal Gear and have a camera perspective of the characters from a Metal Gear. A zombified Metal Gear, most likely.

Yeah, this is my perspective. It’s sad but, in the end, much better closure and makes me really happy that he probably still wanted to be chef, despite his body refusing to let him.

Oh my god... this explains why I’ve loved this song so damned much...

“We’ve reached out to Apple with questions about the sudden moderation spree, and will update if we hear back.”

How long until the system is gamed hard enough that Apple just plain has to shut the search off because so many words lead directly to porn gifs?

Maybe it’s because I haven’t played Destiny since the expansions came out and rendered the base game “gimped” but, after thoroughly reading this article and the joke, I cannot say “it’s a good joke” with any authority at all. Like, yeah, I get it... but I think it’s one of those “have to be in the moment” kind of

“I’m tired of not being taken seriously by my parents.”

The best feature is that you can actually turn off the damn system in 2 button pushes (as it should be) instead of like 4.

What did his dad say?

“I thought he was gonna be mad, but he said he was proud of me.”

Was he grounded?

“No. My parents thought it was too funny.”

Who?

Sorry to break it to you but I know. This is the answer. “Developer relations” is not a thing Valve has, similar to how they don’t have “customer support” either. Valve is getting worse by the day and if you don’t point out the obvious (follow the money) then you don’t point out the truth. Valve is sick of the key

To be honest, I was hoping the unidentified was Junji Ito. It is sadly not. :( I also thought that Kojima was Nobuo. :P

Yay.

Isometric 3D Dot Game Heroes anyone?

Maybe it’s about time to admit that the “top 10 best sellers” on Steam doesn’t actually mean a whole lot when there aren’t interesting games coming out.

It’s unclear whether this is a soft/stealth release or a mistake on 22Cans’ part.

rarely feature lady rock creatures or skeletal female priestesses

For the record, the PC release was a shit show because they had poor marketing (the trailers made the game look cooler than it did when you played it [*cough* no man’s sky anyone? *cough*]) a poor beta (the game just wasn’t fun to play because of control and graphical issues, not to mention it was MP only and almost

Since when was “deeply disappointed” supposed to be “Mark now hates Elon and Space X.” Think about it. If you’re a CEO and you need to make a statement that you are sad about something, “deeply disappointed” is a professional’s way of saying “sad” because CEOs don’t use small words when describing things. This stupid