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  • Johnny Dangerously

RIP Monty Oum. :’(

Hey, that link up there reminds me: Can we get the Steam Snapshots feature again? That shit was useful and we need it now more than ever.

If you don’t have the skills to pay the bills, don’t complain. The devs took 5 years to make this version of the game because they aren’t skilled enough to develop or manage at a faster pace. Stick to the pricing of other objects argument, that’s more likely to get attention better than anything about how poorly you

Maybe they know the game is bad enough that they don’t want to get to the point where they’ll be trying to promise good things to DLC owners (like, a better game) that they know they can’t deliver on and thus get shat on for.

Last night it had no news coverage and 1000 people on the global leaderboard. I look forward to seeing how large that number grows thanks to this article.

This has to be some rule # of the Internet, right?

You aren’t alone in your thoughts of Firewatch’s mediocre quality, it’s just that people who review video games for a living really like it! It’s a game that plays off your expectations and reviewers are, typically, supposed to hone the ability to review without any expectations at all. The rest of us, unfortunately,

Whew, good thing I got this game for free by jumping into a Joystiq stream, Googling the answer to a trivia question 5 minutes in, getting a free key, and leaving the stream.

Denuvo will fall when its market share is high enough. It’s as simple as that. Since Denuvo usage isn’t even in the double digits (for worthwhile games, mind you) there’s not yet a large push to kill it. Yes, even with the competitiveness of the scene. When the hacking is difficult, it takes market share to push the

As a Bastion player, I think everything about him is balanced and fine except for three things: 1 - How fast he repairs, 2 - How quickly he can get into and out of turret mode, and 3 - How fast he can reload. These three things are what make him feel OP to me. As a turret, he should be survivable if he understands

Way to bring the world together to unite under the flag of Planet Earth instead of the divisive man-made political separations that keep us apart, Blizzard. Yeesh.

With the self-taught method, you can hold a conversation with two people at once. For some reason, it still impresses my boss that I can hold eye contact with her, process what she’s asking, answer her, all the while typing out something I wanted to say to someone in work chat.

It’s not so bad. But it’s also not this good:

Look up Pulsar. It’s still early Alpha but it’s exactly what you’re looking for.

Was super-ultra hype and then I read iOS and Android and now I don’t even care. Fuck.

A man does not know when the joke is or is not over.

Honestly, this whole thing is at the point where it’s just plain sad how deep of a hole 22 Cans has buried themselves in. At no point are they just going to admit that they failed to finish a game that only a 6-digit number of people played and at no point is their continued development on it, or it’s “sequel,” going

And if you think the actual Nick Valentine one is a pun, it’s not until you remove the comma between detective and valentine. Proper grammar for proper puns, people!

Disappointed there is not a heavily-leaned-into Nick Valentine pun here.