DaveKap
DaveKap
DaveKap

This is on purpose, isn’t it...

Here’s a modern day video game mystery we haven’t been able to solve: Why are the download files for new Assassin’s Creed Syndicate outfits so enormous?

That’s the funny part... I actually agree with you and disagree with all the reviewers harping on empty space. I actually like having massive empty spaces, which is actually partially the reason why I am afraid of what Fallout 4 is trying to do. I’m just more stating that it could be due to reviewers that Bethesda is

“The way they had it set up was three lines in three separate columns, and all three lines are supposed to be in the same cell, so you just need a hard line break,” Chavez said. “So I just had to cut and paste, cut and paste, cut and paste.”

Oh, wait, it’s yao guai, not tao guai...

“I can say right now that I don’t think the expansion is going to feature any buried secrets that anybody will care about.”

The weirdest thing about this game is that it has absolutely zero meta-gaming involved. There is no leveling of anything, no unlocking of anything, nothing! It’s like old school TF2 before they had achievements on Steam except there are fewer server/game options so it’s like this weird, locked down experience that

The most important thing to keep in mind is how many reviewers have been chattering lately about “empty space” in open world games. So many reviewers recently harped on MGS V and Mad Max for having “lots of empty space” between objectives which was even an issue of contention for the super popular Just Cause 2 and

“One of the security guards basically was like, ‘You need to be careful where you’re spraying that mace,” she says. “And I was like, ‘Excuse me?’ And he was like, ‘Well, I could’ve gotten some in my eye.’”

I laughed for a solid 5 minutes straight after reading this story. Wow. Just fucking wow. Nicely done Rocksteady.

Don’t worry, streamers! YouTube Red will make it so absolutely none of this changes in any way whatsoever!

2 important notes:

I searched for the word “loading” after skipping to your final Yes/No and seeing you mentioning people complaining about 45 second loading screens. Are you saying THIS game, or Unity, has 45 second loading screens?

“For whatever reason...” not the least of which is all the viewers and hits you get for it. ;)

Poor management, greedy executives/investors/businessmen, and incompetent HR/recruiters are the big three problems there. These are difficult things to fix. Just support the devs you like.

But then shit like Flappy Bird enhances this idea, so there’s that.

I know a person who is a genius designer with an auteur’s eye for realism in video games. He looks at No Man’s Sky and says it makes his eyes bleed it looks so bad. Believe me, this misconception isn’t just objective, it’s subjective as well. Some people simply have positive reactions to realism and negative reactions

Crap, I only noticed too late my typo and now I can’t edit it. Whoops.

“You played Earthbound?” “Played it? I go The Sword of Kings!” *immediately starts making out*

Pay for game, play game, die, refund game.