The lovely romance of a machine. The beauty of mechanics. The inherent poetry that is people with hands moving numbers into squares. The tangible joy of little children seeing green and white squares being moved around. The delight one feels when knowing people lift with their legs and shift wood into spots.

They probably fear that the ganj will substitute for beer sales. Which is true. But then you have to consider the massive amounts of concessions that would need to be purchased after one gets high.

I don't think that was Donruss but I could be wrong. Speaking of errors, this was the holy grail as a kid:

I can't decide if im enticed or disgusted...

No. You are wrong because when O'Reilly uses phrases like "hip-hop stuff," that is his way of letting his conservative audience know 'this is code for black kid,' then to insinuate they would swear at Caliparir and disrespect him is to say you know, 'black kids are always disrespectful.' I would love to see O'Reilly…

He'd better be, considering he probably paid 20 dollars for it.

It's good to see Sabathia maintain a high level of fitness and game study, even on his off-days.

And whenever I do that at a WNBA game I get arrested

Ha! Hey Manny, your mom is so

You're trolling, right? There's no reason for a fan to touch an athlete during play, unless you know there's a sniper on the roof about to shoot him and you're the only one who can save him.

WHY CAN'T I LAY OFF THAT FUCKING CURVE BELOW THE KNEES?! *punts cat*

FUCK IT ALL

To everyone else, this is what we PC gamers have. We're not a unified entity. You go Green, or you go Red.

Regardless of how he truly felt, his greatest line about Hulk Hogan (when he was mad at him) was "kids, you can't get those vitamins at the store" in reference to how Hulk Hogan got his 22-inch "pythons" and his "say your prayers and take your vitamins" saying.

OK Philly, let's pretend Bastardo, Carlos Ruiz, JC Romero, and Sergio Escalona never happened. All those fucks were on the pennant-winning team from 09. THATS A FUCKING NL RECORD for a team to have that many guys get suspended for banned substances when they were all part of a World Series team.

You've got Hibbert all wrong, Tom. He simply wants to imitate the prestigious legacy of IU's season and quit playing basketball until autumn.

...the girl was then called for an offensive foul.

I have been present at several flee-worthy events. It is every bit as euphoric as you might imagine. The pinnacle was an Atlanta-area high school basketball game in which two opposing stars took "turns" one-upping the other with insane in-game dunks. The final was of the fast break…