World Series Cup you say? I hear Lionel Messi is a serviceable pinch runner.

The word I was looking for is "fundamental" but I'll settle for boring.

it's official, Eli is a lifeless conduit for Coughlin's mind control.

ah I see

people here keep bringing up Colin Cowherd. Am I missing something here?

Which TV Markets are Getting Screwed Today: Monday Night edition, Vikings @ Giants

Mike Francesa: [in flames]

So far the best simulation of an acid trip.

Due to the lack of understanding of double meanings the Russians will not accept these to start a fire.

The WNBA product is a big pile of Pooh

Best Wrestling/Scripted romance

there I am.... I hope

[Insert overused Yakov Smirnoff bit here]

"Tom Brady looks to murders his receivers" Ahem- Too soon.

She goes from "Really happy to be here, don't know who's winning, but happy." to "Oh fuck! I am so raped"

good choice john.

Very much like this album cover.

+1 I don't even know why I'm giving you this.

"CPH/IP; Crack Pipe Hits Per Innings Pitched" - Doc Gooden

No John, Tweeting under the influence of Alcohol won't get you an exorbitant amount of followers. Let me know when you've crash your golf cart into a tree so would laugh at you hysterically.