"CPH/IP; Crack Pipe Hits Per Innings Pitched" - Doc Gooden

No John, Tweeting under the influence of Alcohol won't get you an exorbitant amount of followers. Let me know when you've crash your golf cart into a tree so would laugh at you hysterically.

There's so much going on any football game, period

This was 2002, there was a boy band craze back then, but it was waning.

Now what can we do about that other 22nd rank..... in education.

I could already envision Cleatus, the computer generated robot, firing golf balls out of the course & into your TV screen.

Travis Blackley must've drank Jobu's holy rum.

Mike Vanderjagt would like a word with you Drew.

This would have been the perfect time to autoplay a youtube clip of a sublime song.

This has to be my favorite reality show right now.

+1

Top of his dome radiates light circles, what a talent.

Even if that marriage proposal went through, this lumbering dago schmuck would go to the next call like nothing happened. What a tool!

By their standards, that's a sin

Here's what NBA 2k14 release sounds like

Toothless since 1986

But very comforting compare to the last 20 years.

To every uptight individual who has a fuck problem. Happy 4th Fuckers.

Wait 46 years old- Oh that's right the birth certificate.

You should be sorry, Hey Ya? That's the best you can come up with? seriously?!