Oh don't worry about that, It's a promo for the Five Curmudgeons, a Deadspin original webseries

I don't know man. I've read some complaints about the Sunday Ticket app, the feeds were choppy & the app would freeze. Let's see if it will improve this year but buyer beware...

The Black Cocks mostly reside on the south side of Chicago, ya dig!

Is there anyway Gabi can get an NBA contract, Miami Heat anyone?

*Slow Claps*

Oppan Fly Ball Style

Fuck You Noah, you'll never get to ride aboard my $2,000,000 ark filled with caviar.

Homogenous celebrations it is. High fives & winks. Let's keep it safe & clean guys.

Bye Emma. I wish you the best on your next job. Th-this is her right?

That's silly, you know the next one is gonna admit to giving Tsarnaev the recipe for

+1 Gold

What the fuck man? After you praise him, you wish ill will on the guy. Stay Classy.

"Can't wait to see him on national signing day on ESPN U at 2:30 in the afternoon" - The only non-existent viewer

Gob Blezz Amurriguh

Funny how you point that out because the Patriot Act states that dealing or smoking pot is a form of Terrorism.... I wish I was kidding but I'm not.

+1

Yeah those are definitely what my foot looks like. Very Ideal.

Insert penis here.