*Slow Claps*

Oppan Fly Ball Style

Fuck You Noah, you'll never get to ride aboard my $2,000,000 ark filled with caviar.

Homogenous celebrations it is. High fives & winks. Let's keep it safe & clean guys.

Bye Emma. I wish you the best on your next job. Th-this is her right?

That's silly, you know the next one is gonna admit to giving Tsarnaev the recipe for

+1 Gold

What the fuck man? After you praise him, you wish ill will on the guy. Stay Classy.

"Can't wait to see him on national signing day on ESPN U at 2:30 in the afternoon" - The only non-existent viewer

Gob Blezz Amurriguh

Funny how you point that out because the Patriot Act states that dealing or smoking pot is a form of Terrorism.... I wish I was kidding but I'm not.

+1

Yeah those are definitely what my foot looks like. Very Ideal.

Insert penis here.

+1 oh lord

+1 corrrectemundo

Silly The Kid

Wait? *rigorously ponders* water is wet? Why didn't anyone tell me. I feel used.