Or, exactly the same consequences as when you're bitten by a mosquito. Possibly an allergic reaction, possibly nothing.

OK, your points in order:

As Othergonzo says, Doctor Who is a kid's (or family) show - I have no idea how you could think otherwise, frankly.

No, no, no, fer chrissakes! Why the hell did you chill the skull first? Philistine.

I thought it looked like the Badlands in South Dakota. Certainly, the striations in the rock look similar.

Or hunting down Elvish chat-up lines on the interwebs.

Although most of the people that populate his heroic roles either hanker after a simpler life or hail from a less technological society they still yearn for - Horza and Jernaufit the former trope and Zakalwe, Anaplian and (arguably) Y'breq from Surface Detail the latter. Both protagonists from Inversions fit the…

That'll make you go blind, young man.

So, the new layout has effectively obscured half the explanatory text in the first panel of Quantum Vibe. Really, can we get something a little less invasive? I'm fed up seeing it on my TV and I'm pretty sure we can avoid it on the web.

Rocket boots?

I hear there's this guy Cohagen waiting to talk to you, pal.

It's always nice to see Scotland get a good home result.

I believe this is the slow clap you're looking for:

Doesn't look like Nightcrawler - similar, but he looks more demonic. According to IMDB it could be Azazel.

Generous? On what level? I mean, it is a show that comes from Asia, so having white or african-american characters seems pretty odd considering that.

I don't know Charlie Jane - Generation X was pretty damn awful. You know you're in trouble when all you can get are Banshee, Emma Frost and Jubilee from the entire X Men roster.

For the moment, the easiest way to find it is to scroll down to the bottom of the page, click "forums" and you'll find it along with "tips" and the other forums.

Without giving away plot points, there were one or two moments when I stopped and thought "hang on a minute" - the reason for the AC's predicament and Tate's logic? Odd.

I skimmedover the humour first time around, so fair point.

The thing is, the BBC is funded by the license fee (which is effectively a tax to watch television in the UK). We paid for it, so we get to watch it first, is basically the deal.