Did I mention it also travels in time?

@Vortal_Bondage: I only needed to get a good look at the guy's face to realise it was a spoof - he doesn't even look Turkish. And yeah, the arabic was a dead giveaway.

@zero gravitas: What's more disturbing was the kid at the Doctor Who exhibition in Glasgow using the full-size Dalek shell to scream "YOU WILL BE PENETRATED!"

Could he not afford a couple of sets of extra sleeves, then?

@crashedpc /sarcasm: I really need to get a better set of night vision goggles...

Where the hell does Spidey get his costumes made, anyway? Did Edna Mode start up an Etsy shop?

@TheDarkWayne: Try the Neil Gaiman short story "The Monarch of the Glen".

I'm tempted to quote Sigourney Weaver in Aliens.

Meredith, I hate to be nitpicky, but Primeval is not a BBC show - BBC America cherry-picks UK shows for you guys from all the channels it can. It's actually an ITV production.

@FabDex: No, Nic Cage has inflicted crappy movies on the world, last time I checked that didn't make him a douche bag.

@tammygarrison: He really did have to die. The jumpsuit on its own made him a candidate for death.

@sneakypoo: We Scots just wish it was in Sweden...

@andrew_berge's lawyer: You ever seena flock of Starlings? Those things can have close to a million birds all following the same path. You don't need thick power lines when there are that many birds.

@Dr. Grizzly: I really wish I hadn't read that as a euphemism. Especially as I'm now idly speculating as to what, exactly, "a screening of Zorro" is actually a euphemism for.

You have all the best tags, Meredith.

I pretty much love everything of Gilliam's, but that leaves me a little colder than I'd expected it too. Maybe an animation style closer to Belleville Rendezvous would work better?

@Cyriaque Lamar: Thunder didn't really have a plan, it's true - but he'd just spotted the body of his master and pretty much decided to end it all right there.

@KillerBee: Ahh, was that the footage shot whilst George Lucas was second AD?

@ManchuCandidate: Alas, Simon McCorkindale isn't...

@fury161: And Audrey Hepburn used to carry messages around for the resistance when she was just a kid.