@notrock: I second this. They are the epitome of DO NOT WANT.

@mjrpwnr: This would have been way funnier without your paragraph of text.

Why isn't this stuff in the game to begin with so that we can get actual:

@sarge5: I second this.

What? No love for The Legend of Dragoon?

@dailycupofjoe: Because it's probably true, and we're all a bit racist, really.

If that is truly the motive of the perpetrators, then they are imbeciles.

I'm all in for a Tourist Trophy 2, or some sort of motorcycles add-on for GT5.

I've heard many times, on Kotaku and otherwise, that the female version of Shepherd is superior. However, when I'm playing Mass Effect, I like to use Shepherd as a vehicle for myself, and one of the simplest ways to emulate me is matching gender. What does Kotaku think of this, and does Kotaku have recommendations for…

Tasteful.

I like Magic: The Gathering.

Honestly, as long as this doesn't obscenely prolong development, who cares? The more people that get to enjoy the game, the better.

Luigi can be an Ewok.

Why?

@wtfisthisidonteven: What a peculiar trade offer.

@Merikov: Hey, man. No need to be a downer.

@DELICIOUS BUNNY: I second this.

inb4 Pokemon MMO

@heartofshinra: Seriously.

Are we not done with Cake jokes yet?