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Come on, Owen. It's clearly the beginnings of a telephone instructional escape ending in pills of red and blue.

This isn't a capella.

So how many Pokemon jokes have been made in this article so far?

I like computer programming.

@will52: Are you done raging yet?

@Xaxir: What's that from?

@Fonix: We don't like to talk about it.

OH MY GOD.

You win all the rounds, Netflix.

Honestly, I'm okay with this. I'd rather it have some more time to stew in development, it can only be good.

No, I'm pretty sure it's that they stink.

The Bobby Kotick phenomenon follows this cyclical path:

@Yamato: The same device reminds me of a fishing pole.

I can't take this seriously. This was... painfully bad. I was embarrassed for them as I watched it. Those Pok'e'mon... they looked like Tim Burton creatures.

Both the first and last are the funniest to me.

Serious face president is serious.