@belo: Fantastic.

I'm completely aware of everything you just said. Just poking fun.

@LiuBei: If you didn't care for Mass Effect, then I'm afraid the changes are lost on you and consumers like you. And while you're correct, there's a difference between it being streamlined and it being stripped of features.

She could just, you know, not buy or play it?

"Cool! Liquid Nitrogen!"

@Mr.Wake: But... but... Ramona!

@Murdermonkey: OMFG TRAMPSTAMP BLRGH

I agree. I was cruel contract. Nor am I interested in that mv either.

Purchasable poster PLOX.

What the hell am I watching, Kotaku?

@Ruler of Eden:

This is one of the most retarded things I have ever seen. It's also humorous to me. I am torn.

@LiuBei: Why wouldn't Mass Effect: Middle Earth be a good thing? That sounds pretty fucking sweet to me. Most of the distaste people have expressed lies in contrasts through a direct comparison to the first game.

@Murdermonkey: No, it's on her skin.

Seeing that first image reminds me of playing SSX Tricky as a young'n.

@SarahDot: I love this thread.

These are hilarious and deeply disturbing at the same time.

I really want to be thoroughly excited for this game but something in the back of my mind tells me it will end up being disappointing.

Humans are fucking retarded.