While it doesn't communicate with my nervous system in any way, my husband likes to joke that he's the only one he knows married to a cyborg due to the metal inferior vena cava filter I have. I've got a blood clotting disorder that's actually taken me out before due to clots hitting my lungs and my brain at the same…

Okay, who let the Librarian into the liquor closet again?

This was my pick, too.

I adore Trek cosplayers.

The problem I have with TB is that every time I try to watch it, my husband comes in at the worst. point. possible.

One of my favorite movies. Well, "anything Mel Brooks", really.

*high-five*

Wasn't there a "What, Dean? Are you strictly about the Dick now?" joke?

This? This is ice. This is what happens to water when it gets too cold. This? This is Kent. This is what happens when people get too sexually frustrated.

Robin Hood: Men In Tights - "You're shivering! what are you wearing under that cloak?"

Hell, the actor just got on Twitter and his whole feed is nothing but dick jokes. One tweet was "I want to make a joke about my dick - but it's too long."

Yay! I was JUST coming in here to say "Professor Hathaway? ...Are you wearing *makeup*?" in response to the main image. Happy someone made a Real Genius joke before I could. I freaking love that movie.

Sooo... You have Brokeback Bunnies?

Here's hoping they fix this mess in post.

I actually met my DH about 7 years ago on OKCupid. (Yes, seriously.) I was screwing around with quizzes, and he was interested in how the site worked mathematically. He's wonderful. The best person I've ever known. We have a great relationship.

I try very hard to give sci-fi and fantasy shows at least a season to really find their footing. The mythos presented is usually leading into something far more complex than, say, a sitcom would be, and the world and actors really need time to truly mesh.

Oliver Queen does not need a new outfit. He needs to keep walking around shirless or in a towel for half the episodes like he does now, thanks.

Mentions of "The Dark Is Rising" movie send me into ragefits. They couldn't have screwed that movie up more if they tried harder. The ONLY good thing involved was Eccleston, who played the Dark Rider perfectly. (Ian McShane *actually* said he didn't have TIME to go read the books. *facepalm*) Everyone else involved…

Beat me to it. I was just coming in to say "I dunno, but Jeremy Clarkson just had to change his pants."

They don't actually swell. (Okay, they do, but afterwards, when all the fluid retention's gone, they are still bigger.) It's more like "spreading out" than getting bigger; there's a hormone put out called - no joke - relaxin, which is also used by the body to widen the pelvis. It ends up affecting the muscles and…