No it does not—you obviously drove a tired E36 M3 if you think otherwise.

Estoril E39 M5? Quite a unicorn, sir! I’ve got a ‘99 M3. Absolutely love it—best all around vehicle I’ve ever owned and don’t think I’ll ever be letting it go. It’s a shame, BMW use to make some of the greatest automobiles on the market. The ‘90s-early ‘00s were the golden era of BMW. The E36, E46, E34, E39, and E38…

Awful. It’s like the Quantum of Solace opening chase sequence. The camera never focuses on one frame for more than 2 seconds. Nauseating. It’s as if BMW has hired the Fast and Furious franchise to film their advertisements. The M2 launch trailer was just as tasteless.

I never said it was “stupid” to have kids. In fact, I think kids are generally great—I just don’t like parents who bitch about having kids.

I have an unreasonable amount of dislike for the E30. E21? Love it.

Should have refrained from having kids. Life is so much easier without them and I get to essentially buy whatever I want.

Why is the R35 so fucking ugly?

Oh please.

I generally, agree but it’s 2016. Manufacturers, regardless of volume, will inevitably be required to comply with gripping emissions reduction. The more makers that jump on the alternative fuel bandwagon the better. It’s refreshing to see Morgan try something new and exciting. It certainly doesn’t hurt that their…

Give me a Hakosuka and Kenmeri... the rest can get crushed.

I do love me a V-Twin Morgan trike. But personally, I’m more excited on how they’re charging into the future.

I don’t plan on ever letting it go. It’ll likely take me a decade to complete the restoration, but it’ll be a spectacular day when I can drive it. It’s now residing in a friend’s shop in Mississippi, of all places. Awaiting some new panels and various parts for body work.

I don’t believe you. Mainly because you’re spewing bullshit. It’s just as ugly.

I’m not fan of most Skylines, but the classics certainly aren’t hideous!

It’s one of the most repulsive designs ever to stain the automotive realm. I don’t care what the performance figures are: You couldn’t bury me in that heaping pile of try-hard dog shit.

Oh, now we’re talking! In late December, I bought myself a serious project for Christmas: a 1967 Alfa Romeo Giulia Sprint GT Veloce.

You’re either joking or extremely lazy. Just downshift or get a car with more torque.

They’re still making this behemoth? A factory refresh isn’t going to fix ugly.

What’s the difference between 1998 and 2016? Nothing if you drive a Honda. Petty thieves are still after your H-car.

Umm... “Chrysler 200” and “Ultimate” is an oxymoron.