The NCAA released a statement that the criminal charges against Bullock will have no effect on his amateur eligibility, because crime doesn’t pay.

Y’all may not understand and that’s kool!!!

To be fair, it was against the Bulls who avoid playing defense like Scottie Pippen avoids tipping waitstaff.

New England should have seen it coming when Derek Anderson called out “Readyyyy.... down.... HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT”

Wow, imagine defensive red carpet-rollers Jabari Parker and Zach LaVine struggling to stop the Warriors’ offense.

I bet he’s feeling pretty crabby

1. Giants

How much would Washington fans be willing to pay to get Dan Snyder a helicopter?

As long as they don’t spiral out of control.

As tribute, Blake Bortles is currently crasing and burning in London.

Some great offensive efficiency in that burn.

Yeah but that only gets you to 3rd base

“You mean I could have gotten more!? Man, is my face red.”

“Mr. Chairman, on the motion to remove the current Trustees we have a dozen ayes and one very loud neigh.”

When reached for comment, Pat Bowlen said “(he) can’t remember the last time the Broncos were this bad”.

This can be cleared up easily. Apparently Kelly was going as Ryen Russillo for Halloween.

It’s fine to criticize Smoltz as a broadcaster, but you can’t hold him to the same standards as an actual journalist or beat writer. Smoltz is a guy who just drops in once a week to talk about a baseball game, it’s not as if he’s a member of the permanent press. 

Well, no, this isn’t a pox-on-both-political-houses kind of issue. Fox News operates on an entirely different conceptual framework than mainstream news networks. Fox carries water for movement conservatives, on behalf of a viewership that is 1) conservative, 2) believes fervently that all other media networks are an…