just your typical grapefruit sized eye swelling with a small side of broken jaw

It may be a premature take, but it is most assuredly tremendous content.

You get taxed only on investment income not the entire investment you don’t get taxed on the same money twice. Did you also turn down a raise at work to not go into a higher tax bracket?

You realize the people moving into new luxury units move out of where they currently live, right?

Are you saying there would just be millions of empty housing units that no one could afford? There’s this concept of supply and demand you should google some time...

Exactly, be an adult and commute 4 fucking hours a day. Why don’t people just grow up!

How about we tie minimum wage to inflation (after bumping to $15) so we don’t have to have these stupid debates every 5-10 years? Why don’t people ever talk about that?

There’s a big difference between being involved in a bar fight and being the CAUSE of a bar fight.

You obviously don’t have contacts, I suck on mine all the time.

+1

We all know it’s both

Don’t you love when it turns your music off and then shifts all articles down suddenly right when you try to click on an article and instead you navigate to the top 5 hand vacuums on Amazon?

The fact he’s only won a single super bowl speaks to the cascade of turds they’ve had pretending to be a defense for his entire career. Dom Capers must be the coolest fucking dude since Miles Davis to have been able to hang onto that D coordinator job for as long as he did.

Good point you fucking kicker

mouthwash only works if it’s boring a hole through all of my soft tissues

In my high school football experience, the coaches teaching tackling seemingly auditioned by seeing who could have the largest forehead vein bulge while screaming obscenities.

Next time, I would recommend the succinct yet sincere: “I fucked up.”

Since the rate of lower hand injuries from bad contact is very low, I think hitters basically go by what feels right rather than what the data suggests. If you’re in a slump and you try your teammates bat and have a 3 hit game, you’re using that bat now. Like George Springer started using Jose Altuve’s bat when in a…

Corporate consolidation has been screwing consumers for decades. Airlines and ISPs being the most obvious culprits in my mind, but it’s pervasive. I guess a hopelessly corrupt broken clock can be right once an administration.

If you don’t like him enough already, Scott Weiner also has introduced legislation to allow cities to decide how late to allow bars to be open, instead of the current 2am state wide closing time. He is a goddamn hero.