It’s unlikely, but there’s a reason they call him Aaron “That Guy Fucks” Rodgers.

Having been to Brewcade, probably overpriced and disappointing.

I could only watch about 2 minutes of this game before turning it off but I did see Flacco throw a decent deep ball that Mike Wallace decided to let go through his hands and try to catch with his face mask. So that may have something to do with it.

so disrespectful to the troops smh god bless

This is peak Bears-ing, I love it.

Mormonism is one helluva drug.

Appropriately, then, it also makes shitty, bad-tasting coffee!

Michelle must not know how a toilet works, or ever taken an upper-decker. If there is water in the tank it will flush, doesn’t matter if the water is on.

Pequods for deep dish

I went to school in Indiana. Fuck Indiana.

The coolest hobby:

Seriously, turn on your sprinklers and GTFO.

I’m surprised Senator Graham was able to give that somewhat coherent interview with POTUS’ dick so far down his throat.

So you want this asshole Lacob to have more money? That’s the alternative.

YES the Ghost Whisperer is amazing, it’s like wearing a cloud. But yeah it’s so warm I can hardly ever wear it.

YES the Ghost Whisperer is amazing, it’s like wearing a cloud. But yeah it’s so warm I can hardly ever wear it.

He ‘walked away’ because the 49ers were going to cut him anyways.

Sack yardage counts against team passing yards but not against individual players’.

It’s worth mentioning that the very emptiest sections in that picture between the 40's are the sections that have access to the all-you-can-eat-and-drink club right under them. That section hardly ever fills up because people are down below chugging free top shelf booze and eating free rack of lamb and grilled shrimp…

If you’re a high roller the casino itself will give you a line of credit.