He’s not that dumb (maybe). Making 100,000 pairs of shoes and selling them for $100 a piece takes some real work and industry connections. It’s a lot easier to only have to make like 20 pairs and sell them for 500 bucks each.

Hans Zimmer

The Bears brought in Mike Ditka as a consultant and went with his recommendation of, and I quote, “Who’s goddam titties do I gotta fondle to get a bourbon around here?” Turned out to be the smartest thing said in the draft room so they went for it.

Is this a good bear?

You gonna sit there and not even talk about JaVale?

If watching a strong Cuban dude stroke dongs is wrong then I don’t wanna be right

It’s certainly a faux paw for a rookie coach to call out the refs like that.

Arizona is around 30% Hispanic. After extensive research I found that the town of Central, Arizona (pop. 404) contains 5.16% French Canadians which ranks them #1,006 in America for that, and that was the most meaningful positive statistic I could find pertaining to hockey demographics in Arizona. I respectfully…

‘She was askin’ for it.’

“It still up for grabs?”

PROVE IT

I don’t think there was a ‘right thing to do’ in this situation. It’s already so fucked that any course of action, including doing nothing, would have serious positives and negatives. So how you view it really depends on your bias.

bro it’s called a power move

Beat me to it, I saw Richard Lewis immediately as well.

If Rob Schneider and Richard Lewis had a love child

I believe Quad-Dong is now the accepted colloquial term.

A 4-seamer to the temple vs sailing an out route over a receiver? How are those different?

Probably because people don’t like the idea of someone throwing a wet slippery ball 95mph in their general direction.

DAMN URBANS DOING THEIR RAPS AND SHOOTING ALL THE JOBS

How can he be the MVP when he hasn’t even dinged any dang dongs?