this case is a SLAM DUNK

Your comment is extremely disrespectful to our men and women in uniform fighting for our freedom.

Madison Bumgarner. Madison, WI is the home of the Wisconsin Badgers. Wisco played UT in 1939, divide by 1000 and subtract 7 (number of games in this series) and you get .1869, Bumgarner’s average this season. That game was played in Austin, TX. The slogan of that town? “Keep Austin Weird.” WEIRD

Sadly, it was probably the best option. With nobody on at least he had power. Giants’ bench is shit.

“It’s a metaphor. But that actually happened.”

There has to be an Eddie Lacy joke in there somewhere, but I’m too high to think of one.

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Players are throwing and hitting the ball harder than ever

What a gong show, eh?

If the rookie hat fit you must acquit.

GOOD point from my wife, maybe if we could get the MEATBALLS in congress to pay for MRI’s with our tax dollers we would get somewhere...

I should have clarified: shit bags in regards to LGBT issues as well as a myriad of others.

Based on first hand interaction with them, I can positively assure you that the administration of the University of Notre Dame are world class shit bags. No need to google that.

I find this incredibly disrespectful to our troops.

Cocaine.

Diabeetus?

Mistake #1: Being a fucking pussy

Are you half drunk or just full stupid?

I gotta get me some offspring!

Those 6-11 year olds just expect everything to be handed to them. YOU’RE AN ADULT NOW LITTLE JOHNNY GET A FACKIN JOB