I’d take cancer, it’d be way less sweaty.

GOOD point from my wife, maybe if we could get the MEATBALLS in congress to pay for MRI’s with our tax dollers we would get somewhere...

I should have clarified: shit bags in regards to LGBT issues as well as a myriad of others.

Based on first hand interaction with them, I can positively assure you that the administration of the University of Notre Dame are world class shit bags. No need to google that.

I find this incredibly disrespectful to our troops.

Cocaine.

Diabeetus?

Mistake #1: Being a fucking pussy

Are you half drunk or just full stupid?

I gotta get me some offspring!

Those 6-11 year olds just expect everything to be handed to them. YOU’RE AN ADULT NOW LITTLE JOHNNY GET A FACKIN JOB

It’s also a reflection of being handed billions by the Saudis so that they can try to muscle out competition in the short run while losing money and then be a monopoly long term.

I was able to gasp “hostile work environment” I think that saved me

Like a rear naked choke hold. I’m not trying to get anyone in trouble, they were good to me. Plus I didn’t even pass out, just almost ha

I’m confused why she was involved with EpiPen in the first place, it doesn’t even work on horses.

Derek Teeter

It was an internship in the equipment office, so definitely a more blue collar environment than the front office types you’re thinking of. The guy was a great boss, but he had a very no-nonsense approach to motivation and discipline... which sometimes involved choke holds.

13-year-deal, with the terms undisclosed

I got choked out in the laundry room when I interned for an NFL team, you may be on to something.

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