I should have clarified: shit bags in regards to LGBT issues as well as a myriad of others.

Based on first hand interaction with them, I can positively assure you that the administration of the University of Notre Dame are world class shit bags. No need to google that.

I find this incredibly disrespectful to our troops.

Cocaine.

Diabeetus?

Mistake #1: Being a fucking pussy

Are you half drunk or just full stupid?

I gotta get me some offspring!

Those 6-11 year olds just expect everything to be handed to them. YOU’RE AN ADULT NOW LITTLE JOHNNY GET A FACKIN JOB

I was able to gasp “hostile work environment” I think that saved me

Like a rear naked choke hold. I’m not trying to get anyone in trouble, they were good to me. Plus I didn’t even pass out, just almost ha

Derek Teeter

It was an internship in the equipment office, so definitely a more blue collar environment than the front office types you’re thinking of. The guy was a great boss, but he had a very no-nonsense approach to motivation and discipline... which sometimes involved choke holds.

13-year-deal, with the terms undisclosed

I got choked out in the laundry room when I interned for an NFL team, you may be on to something.

Downhill and Super G are two different events.

Try your next double-double with whole grilled onions, those are some next level onions.

The answer to that is wrestling, then boxing. Nothing else comes close enough to deserve #3.

Today, on ESPN 30:30 Presents: “What if you had one shot...”

That punt coverage was a fuckin’ gong show, eh?