Downhill and Super G are two different events.

Try your next double-double with whole grilled onions, those are some next level onions.

The answer to that is wrestling, then boxing. Nothing else comes close enough to deserve #3.

Today, on ESPN 30:30 Presents: “What if you had one shot...”

That punt coverage was a fuckin’ gong show, eh?

it’s also safety from financial security and persecution

Yes, but it was unrelated to the game.

Considering Donald Trump being elected would have disastrous ramifications for the United States and the world as a whole, I hope you’re not serious.

Unless you know your exact measurements you're better off going to goodwill than buying a suit off amazon.

Unless you know your exact measurements you're better off going to goodwill than buying a suit off amazon.

And the best part is that he wasn’t ever missing, he was actually singing backup vocals for Lynryd Skynyrd.

If there truly was a god, there would be 3 Ryan brothers and they would adopt a baby and hilarious hijinks would ensue. It would truly be a fun filled romp for the entire family. But there aren't, and there is no God.

XXL my ass, that’s at least a 5XL

+1 black cloud

Dear Representative Daniel,

If you think about it, we know less about events in the future than we do in the past. That’s why we are doomed to repeat our future mistakes for the first time :(

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

Do less.

Nice pseudonym, Jim.

best one yet

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