I appreciate the juxtaposition of man and logo here.

If you’re talking about losing weight, it’s all about quantity. Quality matters for cholesterol levels, blood pressure, etc. For example, this guy lost 27 pounds on a “twinkie” diet. Healthy? Probably not, but he lost weight.

Yeah, it’s such bullshit that they get paid their fair market value (actually below market value with salary caps and rookie wage scales)! Fuck them!

Excellent pointless block in the back to cap it off!

“Hey you can’t park a bus here! Oh wait, it’s not a bus, it’s just a fat piece of shit.”

No, but their friend’s cousin heard about a guy that went straight from weed to blowing dudes for crack, though. So it’s true.

It’s been scientifically proven time and time again that marijuana is not a gateway drug

As opposed to Josh Gordon, who smokes quarters at an impressive rate.

Somebody call the waaaaaaaaambulance.

As a warning, the video’s rough to watch.

That story ends with me putting a cigarette out on my arm and thinking it was the funniest thing ever...

It was in Southern California. Not exactly a lot of public transportation options down there.

Andrew Luck still had a flip phone after getting a $14.5 million signing bonus.

Turd sandwich.

Holy shit. Seems like he never even had a chance in there. So fucked.

Neither of those happened in NASCAR.

If the rookie hat fit you must acquit.

Not really, a newspaper is still a newspaper, but a musket is NOT an AR-15.

Of course the black market will still be around, but supply will go down and prices will go up and there will be less guns. It wouldn’t be perfect but it would be better.

Back when I worked at a restaurant I would go stand in the walk in fridge for like 5 minutes, it really did the trick. No longer an option since I sit in a soul-sucking cubicle, sadly.