If the rookie hat fit you must acquit.

Not really, a newspaper is still a newspaper, but a musket is NOT an AR-15.

Of course the black market will still be around, but supply will go down and prices will go up and there will be less guns. It wouldn’t be perfect but it would be better.

Back when I worked at a restaurant I would go stand in the walk in fridge for like 5 minutes, it really did the trick. No longer an option since I sit in a soul-sucking cubicle, sadly.

You actually completely misquoted your own quote. Yes, being in the top 30% is “one of the better” as quoted, as opposed to your “one of the best” statement that came “out of left field.”

Tonight he was preferred over Ehire Adrianza, Juan Perez, and Andrew Susac to pinch hit...

A Schiano man would never fuck with this shit.

A Schiano man would never fuck with this shit.

+15 yards of bullshit

Nobody fucks with Juanito Manuelito Marquezito

I once cooked chicken strips for 14 hours. Needed extra ranch for those suckers.

My old roommate’s favorite: mac n cheese soup. He would dump all the ingredients into boiling water, hopefully not pass out, then pour it in a bowl and try to get some of it in his mouth. 10/10 entertainment for me, 1/10 as an actual meal for him.

one of the 5 best players

Only player to ever get on base more than he got out.

The reach of the имбирь молот knows no bounds

police also believed that Richardson should have been charged with endangering the welfare of a child, but Lohmar told the Post-Dispatch that his office felt there wasn’t enough evidence on that charge.

I first read that as Okinawa for some reason... you can imagine my confusion.

We can all agree on that

That’s just, like, your opinion man.