You’re conveniently leaving out their measurements for:

it's a damn shame this is stuck in the greys

I don’t want to make a thing of this but I think, down here in the comments section, there’s a difference between “I’m willing to make a joke about this” and “I don’t think this is a serious thing”. There are lots of things that are serious and terrifying in the world that people joke about to help cope with the stark…

Barstool offered him a job as Chief Barstool Officer. 

“Worse even than the score was how Tiger moved around on the course, frowning constantly and bending gingerly and grimacing and stretching.”

Don’t put down Emmitt like that. I’m sure he would have been the day manager.

But most of his ability to make defenders miss was based on the fact that he was so blurry and hard to focus on. He wouldn’t have managed half the career yards if he was competing against today’s defenses in 4K Ultra High Definition.

Erik Kramer... Rodney Peete... Scott Mitchell... Dave Krieg in his age 36 season... all started playoff games. Barry Sanders dragged every last one of those dudes to the playoffs.

One of the most annoying things about Sanders coverage was the running line that he didn’t know what he was doing, he just had fantastic reactions or some such nonsense.

Detroit had two top offensive talent that were transcendent in the way they played the game at their position (Sanders and Calvin Johnson). Both retired early (with good money still on their contracts) instead of continuing their career with the Lions.

“who is the orange man?”

That headline, devoid of the context of his birthday, made me think he died. Glad to know he’s alive. RIP, however, to those defenders’ ankles.

If he had ended up on teh cowboys and Emmitt was on the lions Barry would have had 25k yards rushing and emmitt would have been a night manager at a bowling alley after 3 years in the league.

The dealer was immediately hired by Rob Pelinka as a salary cap specialist

If you listen closely, you can hear “The Sound Of Silence” playing.

That’s what happens when your scouting report is just a list of fictional characters you think are going to be recast as minorities.

I’m a huge Cleveland fan and I hope Bauer gets lit up every single outing.

Color-blind, bitch! Doesn’t count!

“the cow shall be put to death”