I kind of want to make a joke about 10 years and Nelly's career/the last time he had a big hit. But (1) I'm not good enough at jokes to construct one, and (2) it just hit me all over again that she was held captive for TEN YEARS. Damn. Shake ya tailfeather, Ms. Berry, you deserve to have a hell of a good time.

"We've all been taught we were special snowflakes who could do anything we want thanks to our over-indulgent parents, we went to liberal arts colleges to pursue unrealistic dreams, now we're jobless and moving back home with our parents, et cetera."

When "straight" dudes advertise on Craigslist for oral sex with other "straight" dudes should we call them "Bro Jobs?"

I'm bromoting this bromment, brocause I abbrociate you brofessionalism. I am not some mindless brone that they can just brogram with some broneheadded brommercial pitch!

Does the CD include Kiss From A Rose?

Your logic is....absent.

She doesn't eat chickens, but she does torture plush lobsters.

At first that baby was all:

When someone says something super ugly, read their comment history before responding. Based on the last ten or fifteen, you've fed, and possibly un-greyed, someone who isn't interested in actual conversation.

When someone says something super ugly, read their comment history before responding. Based on the last ten or fifteen, you're wasting your energy trying to get a rational conversation out of this one.

Wow, you really hate vegans. Who hurt you?

Samirah already knows the difference between figuratively and literally, which makes her smarter than a lot of the internet.

I less than three this.

I had never cared that much for Beyonce, but that was before she came out in favour of gluten - glorious, glorious gluten. I'm now off to iTunes to buy her entire back catalogue, which I will listen too while eating a loaf of bread (glorious, glorious bread).

i so torn between "WOAH! SCIENCE!"

Exactly this... even if kids were cheap, the thought of the sheer amount of time you have to put in caring for them makes me shudder. And I've never understood why so many people say it is selfish to not want children. If anything, making new babies seems to be the selfish thing when you consider how many children are…

I've always thought that if it's selfish to be child free, it must somehow be generous to have children, and that makes no sense. There is no generosity in creating the object of your own charity. It would be like taking up a new hobby, spending a bunch of money on it, and acting like you're not just doing it for…

Wouldn't it make you incredibly unselfish not to have kids when you don't want that lifestyle? I mean, how much more unselfish can you be than to not inflict your unwillingness to be a parent on a kid? I hate this rhetoric of selfishness that the child-free cling to. What's so incredibly selfless about populating…

See, I was in total agreement with you until you added the unnecessary line about Arkansas. If you don't want people to make comments about where you live then you should give them the same courtesy.

People entranced by a “misplaced rural nostalgia” are buying chickens from the same hatcheries that supply the nation's largest poultry producers and rearing them without proper space, food or veterinary care, she said.