That which is tested is cruelly done to Nonhuman Animals in horrific enactments of torture...and different species have different reactions anyway, so the information is practically useless.

Here, let me chop yours off and carry it with me while I drive. That work for you?

The song reminds me of the Flight of the Conchords episode where they compose a song for Lady Toothpaste.

Are cupcakes referred to as muffins in Ireland? Because that was clearly a cupcake.

DO NOT mix sparkling water, powdered Gatorate/G2 packets, and Alka-Seltzer. All things are great for hangovers, but when combined, you will foam up. Not throw up, foam up.