Shhh, it's a wig!

I have to work twelve days in a row this week with only 2 fucking uniform t-shirts. I have asked for more, cus, when am I supposed to wash them/hang them out to dry without a day off to do so?

See, for sports bras, I figure it's going to get sweaty in about 10 minutes anyway (if I'm doing my workout right) so I don't see the harm in re-using it a handful of times - I'm going to shower right after anyway, right? I know that might sound gross but it's not actually the sweat that's yucky/stinky but the…

Mmm, so the washing cycle is synched with our menses? Yes, totally makes sense when you think about it. Cranky? Irritable? Cramps? That's your reminder to wash your bras.

I bet he changed his bra every day too then.

I've been suffering really bad skin on my back (I'm blaming Depo, but no periods is just too wonderful) and I'd heard that you should wear a clean bra every day to prevent this. I had to go out and buy a bunch new bras and even then I was only able to keep this up for about a week and a half!! For those of you worried…

The Texas "factoid" was more than a little misleading and not at all thought out - they seem to have forgotten about all the land we'd require to grow food for the 7 billion people living in drought-suffering Texas. And for that matter all the water we'd need. And the waste we would create.

THANK YOU!

Oh of course, the key to a decent profit - erm, sorry, prophet - is good branding and marketing.

Half a kidney can do the work of two, so nah. I only have one!!

Ours are called Tiggy and yes, Sonic.

Surely people who are really good at it are going to work in an area where it is in high demand - this could be because they have had more practise, so they are good at it, or it is in demand so they have been hired for their skills.

I know I'm a bit late to this party, but this is fucking horrific. All those gummi worms contain gelatine, so we are essentially feeding cows to cows, or pork to cows, which is basically how you cook up goodies like BSE. Fast Food Nation taught me that at one point, cattle were fed euthanased cats and dogs and turned…

I'd agree that believing all the hype about vaccinations causing autism etc. is stupid, because it's bad science. But not having vaccines, while probably accepting that they are a good idea in theory, because of wanting to refrain from using animal products, is a completely different matter. What an easy world you…

I'm pretty sure all of us, on the internet perusing Jezebel, are rich compared to most of the world.

Shit - when I get my Master's I will NOT be doing dishes... hopefully.

I thought salad spinners were for DRYING lettuce leaves, not washing them.

Cats wearing hats are funny in every culture.

If your child literally screams, "Hey, I'm a mom" - that makes you a grandmother.:P