The Mustang owner later apologized, claiming he didn’t actually see the motorcycle, only the rider.

I saw a BMW with its turn signal on once.

We used to play this chicken game with the Russians back in the ‘80’s. We were careful to turn off radars and to aim weapons down to the deck to preclude any excuse for a “misunderstanding” and I thought both sides, at least the men on the ships if not the men back at headquarters, pretty-well understood the game. I…

They don’t even market. They have literally never run an advertisement.

Personally, I’ve always hoped that we secretly have a couple kinetic-kill satellites up there for just such an occasion. Oh, your fleet is getting feisty? Here, let me push this button and sink every boat you own with the bloody hammer of god.

Doug I just want you to know that you are my spirit animal.

“It is the official car for boyfriends pointing it out to their girlfriends when they see it on the street.”

Actually it comes with the highest-performance sound system of any car Ford currently makes:

HI BILLY MAYS HERE FOR PAINTLESS DENT REPAIR IN A CAN!

His Batmobile broke down with engine trouble, and when he got out to inspect the car, it was struck by a Toyota Camry, and then his own car hit him.

she looks like a waffle

Reminds me of another 911 I encountered recently...

I actually just want to say thank you... Thank you for the last two paragraphs. Finally an enthusiast that understands how soul deadening being an advisor is. People really do come in constantly to have plates put on. And every single person thinks they are a car expert. Oh, you read that on the internet? Clearly it…

And would have never heard, or cared, about this guy’s hunting trip had he put an arrow into literally any other lion in Africa.

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No joke first time I went through that part it took so long I thought the game was bugged.

As a Californian I can corroborate that statement. Can I get ungrayed for having your back? I won’t abuse it. Promise.

I’ve done it myself several times. And many of those times, there are people standing around who refuse to give you a hand because they don’t want to get their hands or clothes dirty, yet they expect youto give them a hand in the ’ve done it myself several times. And many of those times, there are people standing…

This article could be summed up thusly:

Valve is the Nintendo of the west.