WHY WON'T THEY HIRE ME!?!

How about a Citroën DS? I found you one on Auto Trader Classics for $39,500. BOOM. Way under budget.

Well, it's because of stupid parents. There is no vaccine for stupidity yet.

After surviving two crashes I'd conclude that no airplane can kill me so I'd take up stunt-flying.

I fail to see how the Prius is not on this list...it's the only car that elicits impromptu lectures to total strangers from its owners....

Why hasn't Valve thought of this, except for when you cry. The controller will collect blood and tears every time you think about Half Life 3. With me, I would be dead in about 10 minutes.

Pound for pound, Mazda is probably the best car company around right now.

The Chaparral 2X, Red Bull X2014... step aside Formula 1, there's a new king on the block.

no because you the "target" is/shoulf be able to afford one anyway.

Gaming the waze system is probably on the order of 730x faster then going through your local organizations to install a speed bumb.

I personally can't believe that anyone would do this. This shows that some people just have no integrity whatsoever.

Because funding schools or cleaning up superfund sights wouldn't be sexy enough for crazy rich people.

"Amazingly, Siebold's parachute deployed automatically..."

Smiles per gallon > Miles per gallon...

"loosely analogous to the F-16?" That's virtually a singled-engined, carbon copy of a Typhoon! Certainly that'd be a more apt comparison?

I feel like "New Jersey Roadblock" should be the name of some horrifying sex act .

Because 5 GT.

I did sales at a bike shop for a little bit, and everytime someone came in to look at the sport bikes who appeared under the age of 35 it was the same speech

Hayabusa - Japanese for "Hope they don't wreck so bad that the engine can't be used in someone's project boat/plane/trike"

In light of this, and in light of the fact that all sorts of information about accidents like these leaks out in dribs and drabs, and that some of these bits of information are red herrings, isn't it time for observers and the industry to observe the important STFU rule before making other claims about the cause of…