I think I speak for all of us when I say thank fucking god.

If I see a car that has “call for price” on it, I just don’t bother looking at it any further. To me that is lingo to say either its priced out of what I would willingly pay, or there’s some shady bs going on that I don’t want to deal with.

Jesus Christ. I am an EMT and just about spit my beer up reading this. ANYONE halfway trained in emergency medicine would have put him on a spinal board and transported him with sirens to a hospital asap. Sitting upright in a fucking van?!?

Intensa Emozione? Come on, you’re not even trying now. I know it’s actual Italian, but it sounds like they just picked some kinda-italian sounding suffixes and ran with it.

So, what you’re telling me, is a Google Earth picture, actually showing a blockage, makes a better lead photo that the Street View photo used. Got it.

Thanks to a panel-wide misunderstanding of Asian geography and some nimble betting work, he won.

Third point of advice is, don’t buy a house in an HOA neighborhood. There’s nothing less American than signing over your freedom to some no-name committee of neighborhood snitches. HOAs can fuck right off.

“The answer, according to the Seebachans’ lawyer Todd Tracy, can be explained by the concept of shear panels, which, like shear walls on a house, act to stabilize the structure from deformation:”

OH! Jokes about the reliability of Alfa Romeo. SO original and funny! HAHAHA!

Tip for Android users.

Well. Looks like I am the dick head. Apologies and thanks for your service.

Maybe clarify that this is not actually affecting the Drive cloud service but only the apps labeled Drive on Macs and PCs.

Crack Pipe for misleading ad. He’s really asking $28,999.

Fucking moron.

I assume supercharger rate for long range is supposed to be 170 miles in 30 minutes? If 170 in 3, I’ll jump in line tomorrow.

“there are unforseen consequences.

This reads like an episode of Wheeler Dealers. (That’s not a complaint, btw.)

Be nice to Warden Caputo.

Bezos should rename the sales tax that Amazon now charges to “Donald Trump’s Internet Tax” with a link to that tweet.