I shall build a Miata for each of these purposes just to spite you.

Still Miata:

Psss dumbass, your drywall is nothing more than gypsum + cardboard, so your house is already made of cardboard.

They need to change their logo to something that doesn't look like a Paul Mitchell competitor circa 1986.

Yes!

Pretty sure it is a major offense to block access to someone who is handicapped, resident or not. If they're claiming she needs to park in the guest parking and they don't have handicapped guest parking, that is another issue in itself. Either way, the complex is in the wrong due to the Americans with Disabilities Act.

Can you show me some evidence that they "support" the "walking out onto a live track"?

What is the most extreme thing you can do using the i8's electricity?

1.) General Atomics MQ-1 Predator

Because I didn't have access to a track for the weekend I took the car to the closest place I could find where I wouldn't be immediately arrested for testing every one of the car's 556 horses and then end up having to write a report from jail.

Give me a feather. I guarantee those suckers will move.

Schneider said that for the six months he owned the car, he was in love with it, and while he's owned several exotics since then, none were as pretty. (Then again, the bar gets raised pretty high when you buy an E-Type.)

This thing looks mean as fuck, like mob boss status.

I'd just like to add another to the list;

I'd like add Assholes let their young children "free range" down the aisle because the kid can't get "lost."

And for the love of all that is good and pure, STOP responding to those ridiculous Facebook "games" that say things like "To learn your perfect stripper name, post the name of your favorite gem with the name of the street you grew up on!" because congratulations, the name of the street you grew up on is an incredibly…

Patrick, I think your opening line is a bit off. The jury found Barajas did NOT kill Banda. If they had found he had, he could have been convicted of anything ranging from manslaughter to the capital murder he was charged with.

Additionally, they found *fragments* of *a* bullet they think *might* be a .357 Magnum, but…

without lawn darts this list is incomplete