DarthToad
DarthToad
DarthToad

Is it just me or is this track very...plain? Where’s the complex elements like chicanes and ‘the hammerhead’ and all that jazz? This is awfully point and shoot, no?

Seems a bit staged that a drone with a camera just happened to be around to capture this...

MINI would sell a hell of a lot more cars if they didn’t price so high. I want the new Gen3 JCW so badly but for $9k less I can have a WRX, or a Focus ST.

So it’s...Team Fortress 2?

Ford claims this will allow the 2WD truck to hit 25 mph on the highway.

This just in from Apple: You’re holding it wrong.

Can the store proceeds be used for Jalopnik buying itself out to be an independent site from Univision?

...whatever author J.K. Rowling decided to introduce in Pottermore. Despite all the detail that has gone into crafting his universe...

We actually knew this back in April when the Blu-ray came out, this was a special feature.

445 miles? Jeez, does Gizmodo proofread anything these days?

I need that photo for laptop wallpaper. Got a bigger version laying around?

Dear Mini,

You realize banning guns won’t stop shootings, right? By that logic, outlawing heroin would have stopped heroin overdoses.

Other than the fact that helium doesn’t go boom, and that quote is actually an Archer reference?

That’s hydrogen. This is helium.

Until you realize that if you’re in the middle, there are people in the regular seats, and now each of you are losing leg space.

Holy driveshaft tunnel. Middle seat is unusable for anyone with legs.

They’re bad in the snow, they’re bad in the rain, they’re bad in the dry. I fear drivers there more than any other place I’ve been. I’d rather drive every day in Boston than get on a DC road ever again.

It’s not impossible, it’s called physics. Arches have been used in construction for at least 5000 years now.

There’s one of these in my neighborhood. Guy uses it as a tow vehicle for his landscaping business.