This is not how you recover from an engine-out so close after take off. Turning around is extremely risky. I had a buddy get killed trying to pull that off. He's more lucky than anything else.

Because while you're sitting at your computer reading about Matt, he's out doing this stuff and you're clicking his links. He makes a living with cars. Isn't that the dream?

Garage419, SmokingTire...he's done quite a bit...

Who do we need to get approval from to name a track management company after Jalopnik, get crowd funding, and get this going?

Sure, the virus isn't airborne, but the people carrying it sure can fly.

That's the Old Lahaina Luau, isn't it?

What, no quick game of Madden or Forza?

Please stop showing me crap from Jezebel and Deadspin the other sites. I have zero interest reading about celebrities and child abuse while reading about cars. Jalopnik and Lifehacker are the only worthwhile sub-sites at Gawker. Can I filter other ones out?

Treated with a fire starting chemical, which will either make the fire useless for cooking for hours at risk of toxins or will just make your food taste like crap.

I need to go on a roadtrip with three friends and our mountain bikes / gear.

Because the joke of 'shut up and take my money' and 'im throwing money at the screen and nothing is happening' are getting a bit overused, I'll just say let me know when I can buy one.

By 'smacked', I've almost been run over in crosswalks by people running stop signs, while I'm driving as people try to text and drive, but thankfully my parked car has never been hit, but my family has had cars hit. And these were not on 12 foot wide lanes.

There's no way I can get off of work and travel to NYC those days. Will there be any way to watch all the stuff after the event?

Only partially agree. I've almost been smacked more times than I can count in the Eastern US cities in which I've been with cobblestone streets barely big enough to squeeze with your side mirrors out. Cure the problem at the source, which is better drivers.

No. At least not without better driver training first. People wander all over in their 12 foot wide lanes now because they're eating, texting, talking on the phone, or any other number of distracting things. That space is what gives me time to react to their stupidity. Take away the buffer and now they're even…

Red Bull needs to snag Bottas. That'd be awesome.

Replace Bernie with Nikki. Problem solved.

Mr. Diaz, stop feeding the troll.

Yep. I'd buy one. That's awesome.

That looks pretty awesome. The Civic gets such a bad reputation from all the 'honda bro's' running around with fart cans and fake spoilers.

Aren't these all modified by the same rally shops? ProDrive and whatnot? What makes this any different than the Fiesta's other than the base car?