The G8 was uglified.  If this one can stay close to this with the nose and tail, this should work pretty well.  It's a good looking car, it was just so disadvantaged being a Pontiac and being so much uglier compared to the Holden version, that it was doomed from the beginning. hopefully Chevy designers are smarter…

Can I get one of those???

Shoddy brickwork.

What an asshat.

Just for shits and giggles I'd still park next to him and climb out via my window. Get a friend to do the same and watch the drama unfold.

Solution: make people better drivers. Then provide crazy aerodynamics.

Jalopnik needs a new section, WWTDS.

I don't see the point at ALL about severely underpowering such a capable chassis.

Give me that 80s engine note back. Please.

You sir....have balls.

$1 neoprene wrap. Solved.

Up next...the Koenigseggingigsegigseggg

This thing prints on 67 pages, and you need 110lb paper. Holy crap.

Why is it ribbed like the old Eclipse's?

Ha. Dumbass. Laws are in place for a reason. Just because nobody got hurt and traffic was already moving slow doesn't make it ok to endanger property and lives.

Brian, can you put this up as an update to the story? I almost missed this and it's really good info for people to get at the start.

If they want to know who they are, point them to the first Jalopnik post on this. Commenters identified some of them already using facebook.

Nissan S-Cargo.

You still have an easier time getting there than $99k

Bravo. Well written sir.