12. A letter from your landlord/property management company. It will never be “Hey, we’re lowering your rent” but it’s going up or some other kind of shenanigans.

11. Company outings

You ain’t telling a lie my friend...

you know I have to google it now, right?

I hate that we’re supposed to worship the ground cops walk on for “risking their lives every day” when they do nothing beyond shooting people immediately threat or no threat. What risk?

Recently at the library where I work we had a younger black man get his phone stolen, and he was angry about it to the point of storming around threatening to get a gun and shoot people, decapitate the person who stole the phone with a knife, and other threats of death and grievous bodily harm. There were 4 security…

If two cops can’t fend off a woman with a knife without killing her, you (a) probably shouldn’t be a cop, or (b) whoever trained you shouldn’t train cops (and also - you shouldn’t be a cop).

I think you guys are overselling the prayer line for some quick gawker religion hate. “keep me in your prayers” is a line often used as a throwaway line for people that really just means, thanks for thinking of me. The take from this is the Texas guy did not accept help, likely because accepting help from a foreign…

As a Texas native I think can weigh in on his thought process.

An artist’s depiction of that legislative session:

Abbott’s remarks “must be observed in their totality to understand their context.”

The information on what toxic stuff was contained where used to be a matter of public record.

He also pointed to the fact that he’d recently posed for a picture alongside the newly dedicated Martin Luther King memorial on the statehouse grounds.

Apparently, what those “looters” should’ve done is to open a store and then loot their customers.

Tom Llamas reported his mother to the store manager for having nine items in the “8 items or less” check out line.

Tom Llamas will write you up for printing your concert tickets from your office printer because it’s stealing company property.

Get off the computer Dad. I heard this already when Katrina hit.

Go directly to hell, you absolute nightmare of a person.

Tom Llamas calls 3 second violations in pick up basketball games.

Typical of a Llama to spit in the face of victims.