This would look FAR less ridiculous if they risked copyright infringement and used "Duel of the Fates". EVERYBODY knows Star Wars music makes EVERYTHING better.

The third of February in the year of Lord two thousand and fourteen. The day Wii U trolling overtook Xbox One trolling. Never forget ...

I'll field that one.

Is there a link to the statement or something? That's not in what Owen has quoted above.

Owen, can someone confirm if it is still exclusive? That statement doesn't clarify that.

You need to wash that anus. Wiping isn't enough. CLEAN that thing people, please! We can smell it when you don't!!!

It's that approach to journalism that causes stuff like this to happen ...

They don't look like girls. They all look like Emma Stone!

Yeah, considering the response from those ... things, I'd drive a different car thank you.

That was fantastic! Thanks!

I thought he was referring to this at first too hahaha. Awesome!

White People Problems is a fantastic bit: http://www.comedycentral.com/video-clips/s1…

Trust me, at this point if you did at the end you would be like "... uh, what was so bad about that???" Seriously.

So strange someone would take that much care in spelling but not with what the were saying. Drunks are weird ...

It was ALWAYS the illusion of choice. Always. And it had to be, or telling a narrative epic story would be virtually impossible. That's what the entitled masses are really missing: the technical narrative accomplishment of how this series executed the illusion of choice is something that was beyond revolutionary. NO…

The kid better represents the innocent victims of this war though.

I've never been drunk (too careful for that), but do people usually type this accurately when drunk? I mean there are only 2 typos and one of them he corrected. Maybe I'm thinking too harshly about the feats people can accomplish while sloshed, but this just seems ... a little to clean of an excuse ...

If the roles were reverse and this was being presented to MS for the XBO (which would make more sense than Sony considering MS's history with the property, but I digress ...), people would be complaining to no end here (and everywhere).

I just meant that an announced release date was not missed.

Good job there, Gabe.