Oh gods that just looks creepy as shit! It reminds me of all the creepy hand crafted gnomes, gargoyles, geese, burn victims, and Gary Busey sculptures that littered the lawn of this one guy's house I had to deliver newspapers to at the dead of night.

At first I was confused on why you brought up Emma Stone, and then I looked her up and saw on her wiki that she suffers from the same thing as me. I'm not ALONE. But still believe me my voice is far from sexy. Think more like a mix of Christian Bale's Batman and Crispin Freeman's Alucard ^_^

Really? I always get made fun of for being a woman with a deeper, gravelly, voice :(

I know what you would mean kids would randomly reach over and stroke my hair, pull at it, or grab it when I was little. Teachers would tell me that it was okay because those kids were only complimenting me because my hair looked so shiny and smooth and stuff! So it totally justifies some random boy sitting behind me…

Bah I don't need those fluffy cotton cakes in this video to make me happy.

What a lovely troll you are providing so many us with chortles over the years! But seriously dude you've got to stop with the white men are victims of everything WAHHHH bitching all the time. White men have always been on top and will most likely ALWAYS be on top. You're just being a pissy little bitch because you've…

*GASPS*

Oh god, just reading a short rundown of what your wrote.... How in the hell did you get through the whole book without wanting to repeatedly head desk yourself or smash your computer?! If the first 1/3 is that bad I wouldn't have been able to finish the rest without wanting to find this girl and punching her in the…

Har de har har!! And here I was hoping that I wasn't the only one thinking that when I saw the obvious difference between Chyna and Miss Bynes. Ones just BAM! Gorgeous right up all in your face. And the other is....just a poor kid in need of some serious help.

No thank you. Just looking at Knox's smug, self righteous, simpering pity me face is enough to make me want to punch a wall while simultaneously puking. Reading her book would probably just increase my hatred of her by a thousand fold. Do I think she's a murderer? No. Do I think she's absolutely fucking full of…

"One time likened abortion to destroying an eagle egg"

...... I would give an arm, a leg, my soul, and my kitten to inherit Hogwarts *sigh*

I've just accepted it as simply being that many white feminists lack the ability to empathize or relate to the issues and feelings of women that they classify as "other". Lena Dunham being her usual racist, dull, entitled and boring as fuck self? What a heroine she is for "paving the way" for other equally as vapid…

I feel lucky and awkward. The high school I went to never had a dress code and the teachers never bothered to care about how we dressed. But then again I went to a high school for troubled angry youth that apparently all have untapped artistic and creative potential, so the staff and teachers were way more focused on…

Welcome to the long history of Jezebel alienating it's WOC readers.

Except for the fact that you seem to forget that people who are fully "ethnic" don't always look like some cardboard cut out stereotype from the 1920's. You say that they took out all the "nasty ethnicity" but then again WHAT EXACT features define a purely black person anyways? I eagerly await your response as I'm…

"for a lot of ppl: laughing at the horror they lived through is a great way to dissipate the pain-laughing is what victors do-I'm proof."

No, no, no! Obviously you have been brainwashed now to believe in and support the evil homosexual agenda that actively seeks to undermine and destroy all heterosexual marriages everywhere!

..... My single mom worked three jobs, went to school, spent plenty of time with me while stressing how important it was for me to obtain a good education so that I wouldn't have to work three jobs at once for the rest of my life. And would spend hours upon hours forcing me to read everything under the sun and took me…

*Snorts* Now imagine the whole slew of idiocy that would have ensued if you were actually deemed as attractive by these tools. You would have been bombarded by a plethora of comments telling you to shut your pretty, little, cock sucking face up because beautiful women have no say in anything because they're all…